Sunday, July 26, 2009

Are You Qualified To Discuss Nuclear Power ?

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

’Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.....’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st and ROFL

Erich said...

I don't know shit, but I am certainly qualified to speak about nuclear power.

Kelsey said...

Haha I love this :)

Elijah said...

Erich i believe your full of shit...

Elijah said...

Erich...I think your full of shit...newb lol

Anonymous said...

LOL. i WOULD HAVE TOTALLY MOUTH-RAPED THAT LITTLE GIRL AND CHOPPED HER CORPOSE INTO LITTLE PIECES.

Anonymous said...

The knowledge pertaining to the functioning of the digestive systems of various ungulates in no way correlates to the knowledge of technology designed to extract usable energy from atomic nuclei via controlled nuclear reactions. That girl is a total cunt.

John said...

It's a little girl joke.... Maybe we should start little girl power stations if they can get such a massive reaction.

Anonymous said...

I concur with the above statement.

baxter said...

i like turtles

Loving Servants said...

The idea is not that shit and nuclear power are related, but that the stranger was not willing (or able) to creatively think about the question the little girl posed. If he was at least willing to try, then discussion of nuclear power would have been fruitful. But, as I assume this to be the conclusion the little girl drew, the stranger would likely have only parroted back statements he had previously heard from other sources, rather than make his own conjectures.

Mark said...

Its a fucking joke people, why are you over analyzing it? Its a play on words, it has nothing to do with shit and nuclear power being related... Fuck.

Anonymous said...

A cow eats grass - sure.
A horse eats oats and sugar cubes.
A deer eats acorns and milo (sometimes soybean if available)
Cow shit and deer shit can vary in size and texture but horse shit is always when a Democrat speaks.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, no pun intended, that was brilliant!

socalmandi said...

That's what he gets for trying to strike up a conversation with somebody trying to read a book! How rude can he be? She was not obligated to talk to him. He didn't REALLY want to talk about nuclear physics, he just wanted to talk. She simply pointed out that he was just talking shit!! You GO girl!

Anonymous said...

JEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWS

are awesome

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