A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."
10 comments:
Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough.
Haha. The english a king?
The only thing they can do it is get pissed and let a latin lover come and fuck his wife for him.
"Haha. The english a king?
The only thing they can do it is get pissed and let a latin lover come and fuck his wife for him."
You mean clean his pool....
You mean bang his wife while he drives his Mini pooper off a cliff.
This was based on a true story
ah racism. you gotta love it. especially when the mexicans work at half price!
Someone has a stamina problem...
Minis are German - owned by BMW.. and driven by British women & gays.. No points for realising that you are American tho...
you guys are morons.. she means.. dont stop.. as in he had sex all night.. he lasted longer than the other guys.. you retards
Bingo May 7 Anon
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