- You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
- You press the already lit elevator button.
- You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
- You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
- You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
- You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
- You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
- You send out your resume on cute stationery.
- You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
- You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot
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15 comments:
sounds like my ex girlfriend
The last one sounds like obama!
Congrats Emily! You're one too!
all of the above describes my brother.
congratulations Emily!
hey you have perfectly described my brother!good job to you guys!
Ha Ha. That was good and I'm an idiot. I also push on doors when it says "pull" Ha Ha.
Isn't also funny that previous posts are quick to ID other idiots when the last point is blaming everyone else but yourself!
Emily is correct with her post. Furthermore, most politicians would be aptly labelled in the same way.
Oh my gosh I think I'm diagnosed! LOL
Cheers
Shriya
11. You voted for Obama
Idiot = those who criticize Obama, but voted for "W & Dick, AND THEN - DID IT AGAIN.
I like you Richard :)
Of course vegetarians eat fish. Fish is a type a plant, plants are green and standing still, just like fish. Or wait maybe fish is a form of fungus ...
11. You want Republicans to take away your health care.
Emily sounds like a Republican. LOLs
12. You trust a politician regardless of whether they worship the Elephant or Ride the Donkey, to have anybody else's best interests in mind.
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