A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one:
"Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one:
"Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
54 comments:
would've been a good story, except the man was hanged, so he didn't receive his wish.
you seriously can't be that dense...
"would've been a good story, except the man was hanged, so he didn't receive his wish."
He did receive his wish u retard.
Read it again.
i dont get the ending so please explan being hung like a black man
The original poster (OP) is right: he was hanged. Careful about using the word "retard" frivolously.
Yeah. To be strung up by your neck isn't called being 'hung'; it's called being 'hanged'.
Then again, the genies were blonde.
Hmm, apparently some people don't realize that the past tense of hang (as in lynch) is indeed HANGED. Not hung. Please have some knowledge on the English language before chastising someone for their correct use.
If you don't understand the difference between "hung" and "hanged" then Google it before opening your mouth and looking like a total moron. The first poster is right: he did not receive his wish. But I guess the fate of the man in the story is a result of speaking to people who have no concept of correct grammar. My guess is that's the point the author was trying to make.
uhm yeah, that's exactly the joke the author was trying to make. they don't understand correct grammar because they're blonde.
it's a blond joke.
fucking idiots.
Semantic Bullshit 'tis this! I understand the difference, but the association between hanged and lynching does not exclude the applicability of the word hung.
Maybe thegrumpytoast should also check google: Its hang, hung, hung.
http://www.englishpage.com/irregularverbs/irregularverbs.html
But I guess you can also say hanged, some irregular verbs have become regular over time, it happens...
Yes, it is hung in certain occasions, but when it is about the act of hanging a person, it is called hanged: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hang
OP displays his knowledge but what for? An e-pat on the back? It's a f**king joke!
Lets just say you were a black man years ago in the deep south and you were *hung*. You were *hung* because that's what the kkk guy who did it told the kkk chapter in the next county. A kkk guy with bad grammar made his wish come true no matter how developed the black mans speech could have been to defend himself. It's a joke and yes, I think you are all retarded in the proper sense of the word. I would expect you 'tards to argue that whoop-ass cannot be canned because it is not a tangible substance. It's not even a very good joke anyway. Get some taste to match your grammar fixation.
I think the point is that the blonde genie couldn't quite discern the difference between "hung" and "hanged," hence the joke. GG, guys.
Me again. I really have to say this. American grammar has only barely been standardized for the last 100 years. English is still stealing words and being changed from influences all over the world. Noah Webster purposely changed British spelling of words to create a sense of culture in America. If he would have changed hanged to hung you would be defending that change right now. So I guess you are ignorant. Then again, retarded people are ignorant in the correct sense of the word.
Cheerio! It's up the apples and pears to bed for you. May your dreams be in colour. (my spell check highlighted color even though it is the original spelling of the word)
You all are fucking retards and have been trolled hard.
It's a joke ffs get a life and stop posting ... ''the grammar was wrong'' and ''i didn't get it''
He was asking to be hung (is a verb)hence correct.
as in the sentence
The judge said "you are to be hung by the neck until dead"
common expression
Its a joke... the proper use of words is forgiven for the sake of humor. If you do not have one the you should crawl into a dark cave and die.
As the jokes relies on the genies misunderstanding the request it really doesnt matter whether he was hung or hanged. Retards
lol grammer nazi's its a joke learn how to laugh
Who the hell cares about Grammar when the real issue is Racism?scotoo
Who the hell cares about the use of 'hung' over 'hanged' when the real issue is Racism? Post better jokes!
Wow, you insignificant turds took a miserable joke and, in the span of a few comments, transformed it into a substantiation for human annihilation.
I want all of your children to get face cancer.
Wow, you insignificant turds took a miserable joke and, in the span of a few comments, transformed it into a substantiation for human annihilation.
I want all of your children to get face cancer.
Keep in mind that although it is generally accepted that "hanged" means to be executed by hanging and "hung" means to be suspended, it is NOT incorrect to use either one interchangeably. Therefore, the OP is NOT correct in terms of official grammatical correctness but is right when it comes to what we generally accept today. So for all those berating others to "have some knowledge on the English language," the term you may want to look-up is 'hypocrite'. It took less than 2 minutes to find the following knowledge of the English language.
From dictionary.com:
"—Usage note
Hang has two forms for the past tense and past participle, hanged and hung. The historically older form hanged is now used exclusively in the sense of causing or putting to death: He was sentenced to be hanged by the neck until dead. In the sense of legal execution, hung is also quite common and is standard in all types of speech and writing except in legal documents. When legal execution is not meant, hung has become the more frequent form: The prisoner hung himself in his cell."
umm...... it is a joke right, so i can suspend my disbelief in genies but the bad grammar on their part is inexcusable! come on people lol
Well really Hung is the past tense of Hang. The man was Hung is correct whilst the man was hanged is incorrect. Whilst hanged is becoming more prominent in popular culture (especially the U.S.) Hung is the correct past tense (think swim and swum).
(capitalisation was for emphasis)
If you don't understand word play or the concept of joking OR THE FACT THAT THIS IS A "DUMB BLONDE" JOKE, then maybe you should just shut up and go to a different page.
Its a joke you retards.... If we wanted a F**king English lesson we would read a Shakespeare .... not a lot of laughs to be found in there.
Grammar Nazi are assholes period.
The genies were blonde, everyone. That's the point.
Its a joke you retards.... If we wanted a F**king English lesson we would read a Shakespeare.... not a lot of laughs to be found in there.
Grammar Nazi are assholes period.
I can see a mistake in GT post but will pass.
its a joke you fucking retards, this correcting shit is so annoying
semantics...the joke is kinda funny
I think it's ridiculous how all anyone can talk about in the comments is whether it's "hanged" or "hung." Sure, the past tense is hanged but good god, it's a joke. Get the fuck over yourselves. You aren't proving anything.
well let's first look at the two blonde genies, I'm guessing they won't know the past tense of hang isn't hung. no need to be so harsh, it was funny, move on.
troll
You idiots are fucking idiots. It's a damn fucking joke. A play on words. It's to make you go "haha", but all you can fucking do is get all bothered by the "grammatical error" that makes the joke work. Get over yourselves and laugh at the joke. Which was indeed rather funny. Also, one last note. English is a living language. It evolves. Meaning that if most people think that hung is that past tense of hang, then it will become such. Example of how english already doesn't make sense. If there is one goose then there are many geese, so why when there is one moose, there aren't many meese?
"Hung like a black man"
AKA He wanted a huge dick. The end.
When hang a shirt in your wardrobe.Once that is done, the shirt has been hung NOT hanged. When you hang a man, black, white or purple, by a rope or by a coat hanger. Once you've done that. That man has been hung ;)
Say this fast. I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant pluckers son. I'm only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes. Arguing about whether a man was hung or hanged makes none of you pleasant Phuckers.
If you were one of the people who scoffed at the first poster, then you are as bad as the blonde genies
the original poster was not making a valid point. he was overanalyzing a joke. A valid point would be well, a valid point, not correcting word usage in a pun..that is a trivial point.... (because all puns are incorrect word usage) then the rest of the people were very eager to prove their knowledge by insulting others... when in reality they are missing the fact that this joke is a simple pun. (The whole fucking joke is incorrect word usage you fucking idiots.)
remember kids, it's not how much you think you are smarter than everyone else, its how much more work you do!
The smarter you think you are, the worse parents you had.
FIRST!
someone once said "explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You get a better understanding of it but the frog dies in the process"
Hey I juat wanted to say first of all, love the joke. Secondly you GrammarNazis bitching about the past tense of hang is hanged, then perhaps you should go and find out whrre teh term hun (as in penis length) came about. It is to my understanding it was when the French I think, HUNG a horse because it was deemed a witch and as it was being asphyxiated it's penis became erect, and as we all know horse's penis' are quite large. Hence, hung like a horse. Of course both hanged and hung are acceptable.
I guess now would be a bad time to point out that it's the Ku Klux Klan, not Klu Klux Klan.
But seriously, don't let humor get in the way of a good internet slapfight.
This would seem to be racial stereotyping and not politically correct.
i blame harry potter
To Anonymous:
Here in America, there's a stereotype that black men have exceptionally large penises. I assume that it comes from the expression "he's hung like a horse". I don't think that the joke is making fun of black men or that it's racist; I believe that it's just a pun on the assumption and stereotypes that that black men have large penises and that blondes are not smart. Hope this helps :-)
Okay you whore mongering feces faces. It is a JOKE. It is not a freakin' English lesson.
Take your grammar and spelling Nazi attitudes and go back to the "He Man Woman Haters Club" so you can be alone with your thoughts.
Thank God idiots like you can't find anyone to breed with.
Are you guys seriously arguing the validity of hanged vs. hung on a blonde joke thread? Really? P'shaw!
Did he died?
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